[
 {
  "date": "2026-10-02T15:45:00Z",
  "title": "The Nest update",
  "items": [
   "Every parasite trade fee now splits: 30% burns the host, 30% to the coin's dev, 13% buys back $PARASITE (half burned, half added as permanent liquidity), 5-20% holder share for that coin (paid in the coin itself, bought back from its pool), the rest to the Nest.",
   "Evolution stages are easier: Larva at 1 SOL of volume, Nymph 5, Adult 15, Queen 40 or graduated. Night Mode is gone.",
   "The Nest hands back what it receives in $PARASITE bought from the market: 65% colony share for $PARASITE holders (claimed on the site), 23% cashback on fees paid by stakers who trade, 12% to a coin's holders when it graduates.",
   "Staking $PARASITE is access: launch fee discount down to free, a bigger dev share for your own coin, cashback tiers, and a stake bond to register a new host.",
   "Launching a parasite costs 0.05 SOL, which goes to the Nest. Nothing here is a promise of profit."
  ]
 },
 {
  "date": "2026-09-30T18:00:00Z",
  "title": "Evolution and stonk hosts",
  "items": [
   "Parasites evolve with their trading volume: Egg, Larva (5 SOL), Nymph (20 SOL), Adult (60 SOL), Queen (150 SOL or graduated). Each stage shows on the coin and mutates it in the colony.",
   "From Larva on, holders get a share of every trade fee in the host token: 5% at Larva, 10% Nymph, 15% Adult, 20% Queen. Paid every 6 hours to the top holders (at least 0.1% of supply), pro rata.",
   "The share comes from the host burn (50% down to 40% at Queen) and the treasury (20% down to 10%). The dev keeps 30% at every stage.",
   "Coins with a Raydium pool can be hosts now, including stonk coins paired with tokenized stocks: the price is read coin to stock to SOL on chain.",
   "Coins with a transfer tax still can't be hosts: Meteora can't quote them."
  ]
 },
 {
  "date": "2026-09-30T12:30:00Z",
  "title": "Small hosts, readable numbers",
  "items": [
   "Small coins can be hosts now: any market cap can register. Launches on it open by themselves once it grows to about 80 SOL market cap.",
   "Every number on the site now uses a clean, readable font. The pixel font stays for words only.",
   "Small labels are bigger and darker, easier to read on phones."
  ]
 },
 {
  "date": "2026-09-30T06:41:00Z",
  "title": "Big memes as hosts: Orca Whirlpool",
  "items": [
   "A coin whose SOL pool is an Orca Whirlpool can now be a host: WIF, PENGU, BONK and other big memes.",
   "Its liquidity is what really sits in the pool within -20% / +25% of the price, read from the pool's tick arrays. Tokens sent straight into the pool don't count.",
   "Registering such a host needs twice the usual minimum. A pump.fun coin still registers through pump.fun."
  ]
 },
 {
  "date": "2026-09-29T21:00:00Z",
  "title": "Night Mode",
  "items": [
   "Every feed between 20:00 and 05:00 UTC also burns the treasury's share: 70% of the claimed fee is burned instead of 50%, and the treasury gets nothing.",
   "The dev share stays 30%, day and night. The program reads the chain's clock, so the window is the same for everyone and nobody can change it.",
   "At night the colony shows \"Night mode ON\", and night burns carry a moon in the host ledger and on the burned pages."
  ]
 },
 {
  "date": "2026-09-29T20:00:00Z",
  "title": "Flatter curve, faster graduation",
  "items": [
   "New parasites graduate to the open market after 40 SOL of buys instead of 85 SOL.",
   "The curve is flatter: the price rises 4x from launch to graduation (was 16x) and a third of the supply goes into the locked DAMM v2 pool (was 20%), so the starting market cap stays about 30 SOL.",
   "Parasites launched earlier keep the curve they launched with, and trade, feed and graduate exactly as before."
  ]
 },
 {
  "date": "2026-09-28T17:10:00Z",
  "title": "Pixel colony",
  "items": [
   "The site is now a pixel swamp on a lab slide: hosts are pixel animals walking on it, parasites ride on their backs, fee granules fly to the burn pit.",
   "The colony is a light 2D canvas (no 3D library): runs at up to 30 fps only while you can see it, and pauses in a background tab.",
   "How a parasite feeds is a three-panel comic with live totals: burned, dev and treasury, read from chain.",
   "Seed coins redrawn as pixel art; share cards and post cards re-skinned."
  ]
 },
 {
  "date": "2026-09-28T15:40:00Z",
  "title": "The atlas, in colour",
  "items": [
   "The site is now a colour-SEM atlas: hosts are cyan, parasites magenta, and host tokens on their way to the burn are lime, in the live graph and in every plate.",
   "How a parasite feeds, where the fee goes (100 cells, from the program's own split) and the film are now plates of their own.",
   "Share cards are re-drawn in the new skin."
  ]
 },
 {
  "date": "2026-09-28T09:00:00Z",
  "title": "The session opens",
  "items": [
   "The live graph reads every host and parasite from chain: size is the host tokens in its parasites' pools, the oxide ring is what was burned, stalks thicken with every feed.",
   "Inoculate: pick a host, launch a coin that trades in it. 50% of every fee burns the host, 30% is yours in the host token, 20% treasury.",
   "Routes: buy any parasite from SOL in one click per hop, SOL to the pump.fun host, then down the chain.",
   "Mine: every dev share, one claim. /stats reads the burns from chain."
  ]
 }
]